iPod: "Hi, I"m an iPod"
Palm: "and I'm a Palm"
Palm: "You know iPod, I came from the same guys who developed your
predecessor, Newton"
iPod: "Umm, yeah, sorry to hear what happened to you guys though"
Palm: "What do you mean?"
iPod: "The whole Foleo incident, and then Ruby came to help, but you
guys still shed 1000 people earlier this year"
Palm: "We like to refer to that as getting in shape, you know, trim the fat"
iPod: "Hmm, interesting, so why did you go Windows a few years ago?"
Palm: "That's something we call diversification, we want people to have choices"
iPod: "I heard that didn't turn out so good"
Palm: "So what are you on?"
iPod: "OS X, the same system that Mac has"
Palm: "I used to play well with the Mac, and then somebody decided to
drop Mac support"
iPod: "Well, that's a shame, but at least you got Mark/Space helpin' out now"
Palm: "Yeah, anyway, good seein' you, you and iPhone are everywhere
now, keep the spirit alive man"